For Real?

Bath time. Bath time usually goes off without a hitch. Happy playing child. 

Until, our boy learned to jump up and open EVERY SINGLE DOOR in our house (and scratching the shit out of them). Shoot me. Now, this is what bath time looks like. 

Teddy. He will not leave us alone during bath time. He drinks the bath water, licks the kids, takes EVERY SINGLE TOY out of the tub - then proceeds to run around the house squeezing them and squirting water everywhere. It is putting me over the edge after a very L-O-N-G week.